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Tuesday, January 12, 2010

USC COACHING SEARCH

So far Southern Cal athletic director Mike Garrett is doing an excellent job in nailing down candidates to replace Pete the Cheat Carroll for the head coaching job. Here are his candidates and how they have responded according to confidential sources of SportsCrack:

CANDIDATE #1: MIKE RILEY

FUCK OFF!!!

CANDIDATE #2: JACK DEL RIO

NO ENTIENDO!!!

CANDIDATE #3: LANE KIFFIN

THE PAC-10 IS FOR PUSSIES, NO THANKS KIND SIR!!!


CANDIDATE #4: STEVE SARKISIAN

HAHAHAHAHAHA, DUDE, WE FUCKING BEAT YOU! NO WAY AM I LEAVING UDUB FOR YOUR SINKING SHIP!!!!

CANDIDATE #5: TY WILLINGHAM

HOW FAR AWAY IS PEBBLE BEACH? KIDDING, SIGN ME UP!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

人類最大的悲劇不是死亡,而是沒有掌握有意義的人生........................................

walkie-talkie said...

I agree with what he said.

Anonymous said...

I'm guessing Lane is into pussy then.

Matt Fairchild (matt@sportscrack.com) said...

Very profound statement Anonymous #1. Lane Kiffin and USC were made for each other. CHEAT ON!