GOT DAVE CHAPPELLE TICKETS BITCHES!
I hate Ticketmaster with a passion but I had no alternative...I got Chappelle tickets at the Tabernacle in Atlanta for August 23rd! Not only that but they are 4th row seats. I could literally catch some spit from the funniest man on the planet these days. Fuck, I can't wait, even though it cost me one of my bad kidneys and I will have to pay it off by selling...oh, about 1 million Sportscrack tees.

But who gives a fuck, it's time for some grape drink...

I'm going to sneak in my RCA small wonder and videotape some shit for you guys.

PLEASE BABY JESUS MAKE THIS DIVE GO RIGHT
I got to hand it to Georgia football coach Mark Richt for executing a perfect back flip off a 10 meter platform while his team watched.

As many of you know it's been hotter than a pair of Jessica Alba's panties down here in the South with temperatures over 100 degrees. Richt decided to give his team a break from the miserable heat and treated them to a show which you can view here. I'll give him some props for performing under pressure and nailing the Greg Loose Anus dive.

Now just imagine if Charlie Weis decided to pull off such a stunt. I'm thinking the Pacific Ocean would be big enough for Chuck to land in...barely.