Unless we can find some retard who throws it backwards singer Carly Rae Jespen has the worst first pitch ever. My two-year-old is more accurate. Seriously. Michael J. Fox was seen visibly shaking in the Rays crowd no doubt from laughing so hard. Am I right?
Monday, July 15, 2013
Well if the police were looking for two mystery accomplices to murder I think we found them. Gators going to gator. Snitches get stitches. Now we know why Urban Meyer high tailed it out of Gainesville.
From the NY Daily News...
The Pounceys have been linked to Hernandez’s off-field activities as police continue to probe Hernandez’s past for clues relating to current murder charges he faces. In 2007, the Gainesville (Fla.) Police Department mentioned the Pounceys in a report after investigating a double shooting. Police wanted to speak with Hernandez about the shooting but he invoked his right to have an attorney present. No charges were ever filed. Hernandez, ex-Jags safety Reggie Nelson, and Mike and Maurkice Pouncey had been in a Gainesville nightclub on the night of the shooting. Hernandez was 17 at the time.
I know what you were thinking. It's probably just a big coincidence. Double shootings happen all the time. Just like one of Hernandez's boys winding up dead near his house. I can't tell you how many double shootings and murders just pop up around me. It's obviously not a me problem. It's a society problem. Yeah let's go with that thinking.
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