GOOD MUSIC VIDEO TO GO OUT
I couldn't let you go into the weekend thinking of that garbage Notre Dame music video so I present "Chica Bomb." It's the perfect elixir for the soul as we head into a great weekend. And by soul I mean boner.
Peace!
Friday, April 30, 2010
YOUR KENTUCKY DERBY PREVIEW
I could ramble on for days about horses running around a track at ridiculous speeds but that would be boring. Instead I offer you some inside footage of The Kentucky Derby you won't be seeing tomorrow on television.
First we have a Southern Belle who loves her Mint Juleps (the official drink of the Derby)...
The infield is where the finest mud wrestling in Kentucky becomes legendary...
You have to bring the essentials to the Derby: Weed and toilet paper...
Then of course you got the infield Drunk slap off at 3 pm...
And then the race itself which is a time honored tradition. I'm talking about the Porta Potty Race of course...
THE NEW MATT KEMP "THE BISON" T-SHIRT
I've gotten a ton of requests for us at SportsCrack to make a Dodger's themed shirt. I figured a Rihanna's boy toy shirt wouldn't sell as well as this new one called "The Bison." Matt Kemp earned the nickname when the Dodgers were playing the Atlanta Braves and soul glo announcer Don Sutton mentioned Kemp looked "like a big buffalo running around the bases" as he stole his first major league base. Jon Weisman's popular Dodgers blog, Dodger Thoughts, ran with "The Bison" and it has stuck with him ever since.
Get your "The Bison" t-shirt and show your love for Rihanna's favorite boy toy in Matt Kemp...
WHAT. THE. FUCK. NOTRE DAME?
I was about to blog about Brian Kelly and his staff absolutely crushing it on the recruiting trail lately but then this monstrosity of a Notre Dame production "hip hop" video showed up in my inbox and all I can say is they better have those kids signed to binding letters. This has got to be the worst school music video I have ever heard. Babies can create better looking shits than this pooh.
Seriously after watching this video I think I hate Notre Dame. Or at least who ever decided this would be a good idea.
The Pope called Notre Dame today to thank them for creating something more embarrassing than a Catholic priest.
Feel free to leave your jokes in the comment section. Notre Dame deserves them after creating this piece of shit.
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