"Like a supermodel's vagina, let's please give a warm welcome to Leonardo Dicaprio" - gold Jerry, gold!
Thank you Tina Fey! You gave the whole audience a laugh out loud moment while causing Martin Scorcese to almost shit himself on national television. You have to love Leonardo too. You know he is just going to lay it into Fey and Amy Poehler later after he gets done banging every single model in attendance.
Monday, January 13, 2014
Hey I get you were very excited to win a playoff game. But if you are a Denver Broncos fan wearing a bright orange Peyton Manning jersey in San Diego it's probably not smart to go running around amongst Chargers fans shouting "Hey San Diego, Go Fuck Yourselves!" It's funny in "Anchorman" but it sure as shit isn't funny when you are getting your 300 lb ass kicked and then arrested.
Posted by Matt Fairchild (email@example.com) at 7:10 AM
Well you got to love the honesty. Peyton Manning is one of the all-time greats. He's also has a losing record in the playoffs and despite having a Super Bowl in his back pocket has a huge monkey on his back. So yeah if Peyton wants a fucking Bud Light at the end of the huge playoff win he will get it. Especially now that he knows he has Tom Brady and the Patriots coming to town he's has to feel parched. You know the folks over in Golden, CO are fucking pissed right now. Peyton just bitched slap Coors in the face with his St. Louis love.
Posted by Matt Fairchild (firstname.lastname@example.org) at 7:01 AM