AND SO IT BEGINS...
LETS. GET. IT. ON.
Thursday, August 30, 2007
6 MORE HOURS!
I don't know if I have to take a shit or I'm just full of exuberiance about college football finally, and I mean FINALLY, kicking off. Oh wait, it's both...
Posted by Matt Fairchild (firstname.lastname@example.org) at 10:50 AM
A young man is walking down by the docks one day and decides to stop by a bar and have a beer. He walks into a bar, and sees a grizzled old fisherman, crying into his beer. Curious, the young man sits down and says, “Hey old timer, why the long face?”
The old man looks at him and points out the window, “See that dock out there? I built that dock with my own two hands, plank by plank, nail by nail, but do they call me Simon the dockbuilder? No,no."
The old man continued, “And see that ship out there? I ’ve been fishing these waters for going on thirty-five years! but do they call me Simon the fisherman? No,no. ”
The old man starts to cry again, “But you fuck one goat … ”
Posted by Matt Fairchild (email@example.com) at 6:55 AM