Tuesday, August 14, 2007

KILL ME ALREADY
15 excruciating days left till I fill my fix. Until then we always will have Rocket...

Damn, I miss Tony Robert's calls on Westwood One.

TODAY WAS A GOOD DAY
Ice Cube, aka the poor mans actor's version of Cuba Gooding Jr. these days, had one of the greatest songs/raps back in the day. I have no reason for posting this other than I just ran into it on youtube and felt like giving the readers a little taste into what I used to listen to back in the day. No, I'm not black, but damn, Momma cooked the breakfast with no hog....

WHO'S ASS IS IT?
This might be the easiest one yet. I will give you some clues. She does more blow than the whole 1986 Met's team and blows more pole than Jeff Garcia's fake wife (NSFW).
Click here for answer.

CORWIN'S 3-4 ARMY T-SHIRT
Here is a preview of a new shirt coming out tomorrow for all you Notre Dame fans.

In honor of the new defensive coordinator, Corwin Brown, we decided to make a shirt for people to display the new attitude and philosophy he will bring to the Irish starting this fall.

The first picture is the front of the shirt with the slogan "Corwin's 3-4 Army" and will be available in dark irish green and navy. Both shirts will have gold lettering.


The second picture is the back of the shirt with the Sportscrack logo along with the slogan "Locked and Loaded."


As always a portion of all t-shirt sales will go to the American Cancer Society.
The price of the shirt is $17.

Shirts will go on sale starting tonight at midnight eastern time.

HARMLESS JUVENILE JOKE OF THE DAY

Did you see that Fagg take a pounding in Florida the other day?

Poor Decody Fagg, not only does he play for the Criminoles but he has to endure stupid jokes from assholes with a keyboard.


FURTHER PROOF ARKANSAS WILL LOSE AT LEAST 6 GAMES
Arkansas' off season has been full of crap ever since they lost to Florida in the SEC Championship and it took another bad turn on Monday. Their leading receiver, the 6'6 Giraffe who goes by the name of Marcus Monk is out at least 4-6 weeks with a knee injury.

I'm not a doctor but even I know that knee surgeries are something you just can't slap some Robitussin on it and do some rehab and instantly you are healed. Especially if you are as tall as Monk and have knees similar to Barbaro. I'm not saying we should kill the poor bastard but I do think this is further proof that Arkansas is going to be really bad this season.

Yes, they still have super studs RBs Darren McFadden and Felix Jones but what else? They lost their QB Mitch Mustain. They lost their best defensive players in Jamaal Anderson and Chris Houston. Their coach Houston Nutt is holding on to his sanity by a thread as we speak after all the bullshit he has had to endure from the Arkansas "faith"ful.

Arkansas came out of nowhere last season but this year will be different. Defenses will be keying in on their runningbacks and won't be scared of Dick (Casey Dick that is) hurting them with long sustained drives down their throat. There is just no other way around it...

Arkansas is going to suck Dick.