SportsCrack Blog

Tuesday, October 20, 2015

2015 Midseason All-America Team

Well it's time to take a deep breath.  College football has reached it's midseason point.  Which means your team only has 6-7 games left.  Before you get all huffy puffy and start crying like a Michigan fan you need to sit down.  Relax a little.  Put your feet up on one of those empty Bud Light boxes you use for blackout reminders.  And just soak this midseason All-America Team in for what it's all worth.

Nothing really.  But still you need to read it.

QB - Trevone Boykin (TCU)
RB - Leonard Fournette (LSU)
RB - Dalvin Cook (FSU)
WR - Corey Coleman (Baylor)
WR - Will Fuller (Notre Dame)
WR - Josh Doctson (TCU)
TE - Tyler Higbee (Western Kentucky)
OT - Spencer Drango (Baylor)
OT - Taylor Decker (Ohio State)
OG - Joshua Garnett (Stanford)
OG - Dan Feeney (Indiana)
C - Nick Martin (Notre Dame)

DE - Myles Garrett (Texas A&M)
DE - Carl Nassib (Penn State)
DT - Adolphus Washington (Ohio State)
DT - Robert Nkemdiche (Ole Miss)
LB - Jaylon Smith (Notre Dame)
LB - Joe Schobert (Wisconsin)
LB - Su'a Cravens (USC)
CB - Vernon Hargreaves (Florida)
CB - Shawun Lurry (Northern Illinois)
S - Jeremy Cash (Duke)
S - Karl Joseph (West Virginia)

K - Ross Martin (Duke)
P - Tom Hackett (Utah)
All Purpose - Christian McCaffrey (Stanford)

Mike Ditka Does The Casual Leaning Fart and Blows One Out on Monday Night Countdown

Been there.  Done that.  Thankfully it wasn't on live tv though like Mike Ditka last night on Monday Night Countdown.  Since it wasn't silent Cris Carter should be fine.  The loud farts are always the funniest but the least smelliest.  I love Ditka's face when he just blows it out.  It's the face of a guy at his age who just doesn't give a shit anymore.

The Colts Fake Punt Attempt - Tecmo Bowl Version

Not even Bo Jackson had a shot at getting the first down there.  Idiots.

3 Days Later and Michigan Fans are still Crying over the Michigan Muff

This will never ever get old.  On my deathbed I will still have a little smile on my face knowing Michigan got their hearts ripped out over a muffed punt.  By the way it's been over 750 days since Michigan scored a point vs Notre Dame.  Think about that while you cry into your maize and blue kleenex.

Star Wars: The Force Awakens Trailer

Sign me up.  You got the real Hans Solo plus Chewie and not some fucking Jar Jar Binks bull shit and that pretty much sealed it for me.  I'm all in.  I'm just going to pretend the last three atrocities didn't even exist.  J. J. Abrams can take all my money.  Star Wars for Life.