NCAA CHAMPIONSHIP GAME PREDICTION

This is probably a completely bias opinion but I don't see how the Michigan State Spartans are going to hang with North Carolina tonight. Carolina athletically and depth wise are light years ahead of the Izzos. While it's true the Spartans will have home court advantage in Detroit which should work in their favor in the first half I just don't see them stopping Ty Lawson. Tyler Hansbrough will finally leave the spotlight as this is his final game in Carolina blue and more than likely his final staring role in the hoops game. His NBA future looks about as bright as Amy Winehouse chances in rehab.
But acid flashback eyes Hansbrough will have a memorable game as he gets his points by throwing up his patented ugly jump/hook/spike shot into the hole for at least 20.

PREDICTION: NORTH CAROLINA 83 MICHIGAN STATE 70

TEX SPEAKS AND SPREADS THE BS

Mark Teixeira, affectionately known as dickhead fuckwad, from my hometown of Severna Park, MD spoke with reporters today before taking the field at Camden Yards. Get a load of this priceless quote he delivered to Orioles beat reporter Rock Kubatko...

"In a perfect world, the Orioles would have won the World Series every year that I was alive and I'd be an Oriole right now," he said. "I have so much love for this city, for this organization, but in the business world and in the baseball world, sometimes you have to make difficult decisions. And when it came down to it, the Yankees were a better fit for me."

These are the type of players that just make me sick and disgusted. Another pampered athlete who has absolutely no clue or passion. A frontrunning piece of shit who deserves every single boo and curse he will receive today in Baltimore and for years to come in New York. The Yankees are a storied franchise who were built on winners. You Mr. Teixeira are obviously not one. You have no love for anything besides the guy who writes your checks and puts the most zeros on it.

I've never really wished for an athlete to get hurt but I have my fingers crossed he catches a Jeremy Guthrie fastball straight to his soul less heart today and is never the same player.

Go O's! FU Teixeira!

YOUR MONDAY MORNING WAKE UP SONG

"Cruisin' down the street in my '64".

Brüno: Delicious Journeys Through America for the Purpose of Making Heterosexual Males Visibly Uncomfortable in the Presence...

of a Gay Foreigner in a Mesh Shirt...

Has there ever been a better title for a movie than this one? Schindler's Fist perhaps?

KENNY POWERS AUDIO BIOGRAPHY

It's called "You're Fucking Out, I'm Fucking In!"...and it's a work of miracles and dreams come true...