THESE PEOPLE SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF ME


I'm sorry San Francisco, but you now pass New Yorkers and Philadelphia's as a fan base who absolutely scare the piss out of me. I'm not sure why everybody is afraid of Oakland. It looks like lollipop dreams and candy cane smiles compared to these fucking wackos.

Hat tip to Deadspin for revealing this video. The audio alone is terrifying...it kind of sounds like what I would imagine Bud Selig does when he masterbates. Pandemonium, sheer pandemonium.

WHO'S ASS IS IT?
I'm not really in the mood to talk about Barry Bonds and his make believe Rafael Palmeiro world of denials because I think it is giving me diarhea. So I leave you with this puzzle of a picture.
Who's round one is it?


Click here to find out.

TAINT YOU VERY MUCH