John Wall with the god awful first pitch

I think Washington Wizards point guard John Wall just proved that not all NBA players are great athletes. How in the holy fuck can you not throw it 60 feet? Pathetic. My eight month old daughter has a better arm. I'm not even bullshitting.

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German Sprite Commercial

Yeah they do things a little differently over in Germany. Could you imagine if they aired this in the States? It would be anarchy. Our infrastructure would collapse. Rape and pillaging all around. But in Germany it's just another boring commercial.