ROCKET ROIDING BACK IN 1995
The guy was taking it in the ass(syringes) and still throwing computer nerds like myself 98 MPH. Hall of Fame in my book.
Monday, December 17, 2007
LAST MINUTE CHRISTMAS IDEAS
Getting down to crunch time and you still don't want to deal with the hassle of waiting in lines? Well visit our store page to get some unbelievable deals on some great t-shirts, DVDs, and vintage tin signs.
In fact, today only till midnight we are selling the Ann Arbor is a Whore shirt for only $10. We figured we would honor Rich Rodriguez to his new digs. So buy up now, for the next 7 hours you can get the one of a kind Ann Arbor is a Whore shirt for only $10.
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Posted by Matt Fairchild (email@example.com) at 1:46 PM
DID YOU HEAR?
I'm sure none of you knew(wink wink) before yesterday that pop singer/boner delight Jessica Simpson is dating Dallas Cowboys QB Tony Romo until FOX showed her shaking her big thangs in a pink Romo jersey. If you are the 5 people who didn't know or catch a glimpse of Jessica, apparently the talented one of the dumb sisters, well then here you go...
The douchebag sitting next to her is her Dad in case you were wondering. He is the type of guy who would sell his daughter as a sex slave to Cowboys owner Jerry Jones if it got him suite tickets for the Eagles game. Oh wait, never mind. It's actually kind of sweet how Romo nailed her and had his worst performance as a pro because it helped put money in my pocket. And by money I don't mean the high hard one if that is what you were wondering.
I should just go now.
Posted by Matt Fairchild (firstname.lastname@example.org) at 8:07 AM
RICH RODRIGUEZ PRESS CONFERENCE
I'm watching the Rich Rodriguez press conference right now and I'm getting excited. This is a marriage of hell waiting to happen.
Rodriguez is country.
Ann Arbor is a whore.
Michigan is now the Britney Spears of college football.
The guy on the left is Bill Martin by the way.
Posted by Matt Fairchild (email@example.com) at 6:27 AM