Somebody Give This Bull a Linebacker Contract

Hey next time asshole you might not try to run across with red fucking pants on!  Just a thought.  I think that's basic bull fighting 101 right there.  Don't wear red pants and/or stop right in front of running bull only to get your head knocked off.  This was on par for my Friday and Sunday night.  Riding high Friday night with the Orioles about to take game 1 in their series vs the Skankees only  to give up a 3 run walk off to Carlos Beltran.  Then Sunday you might have heard about the USA choking against Portugal with less than 10 seconds left in stoppage time thanks to Michael Bradley's latest gaffe.  All things considered I'll take being a disgruntled sports fan over being this dead guy.

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Michelle Wie Won Her First Major Then Got Shitfaced and Started Twerking

If I was 24-years-old and had been playing golf my entire life while being dubbed the ladies version of Tiger Woods and had yet to win a major despite turning pro at 13 you can sure as hell bet I would be getting shit faced like Michelle Wie here.  Wie filled her trophy up with some tasty cold beer and then chugged that shit like it was the Stanley Cup.   And to top it off she did some drunk twerking which can't be easy for a girl who is over 6 feet tall.  Wie can drink for my team any day!

World's Drunkest Man Gets WWE Treatment Remix

I could watch this all day and still never stop laughing.  It's just so perfect with Jim Ross doing the play-by-play of some asshole drunk on the street stumbling and face planting directly into the road.  The guy's face almost exploded.  "That's it he's dead!"