Via BustedCoverage comes this orchestrated boob grab from the PGA Championship. In terms of boob grabs it loses a point because it was so planned out. Boob grabs are always better when they just come out natural. Like oh hey there's a boob. Grab it! In terms of overall boob they look like a handful. In terms of funny it's about a 5. Not bad but not that great either. But then again there are no bad boob grabs. None. Especially on live tv.
Friday, August 09, 2013
Yes those are the official pictures of lawyers representing Johnny Manziel. No that is not Champ Kind from Anchorman and they do not represent Broke and Back. They are actual Texas lawyers. And they believe their client Manziel will play vs Rice.
"I can't say much," Darnell told USA TODAY Sports, "other than we're working through the process. He's cooperating with the investigation. We think when all this comes out on the other end, he'll be the starting quarterback for the Aggies against Rice."
Well that's all we needed to know. When you are facing two attorneys with cowboy hats you have little to no chance of beating them. It's just common knowledge. Don't ever fuck with a guy wearing a cowboy hat.
See you game day Johnny Football.
Posted by Matt Fairchild (firstname.lastname@example.org) at 8:11 AM
AND GET OFF HIS PRACTICE FIELD!!!
I gotta give it up for Steve Spurrier. The guy has finally hit speed dial for bat shit crazy. There is no going half way here with Spurrier. Just pure unadulterated old man tit-tahs. Spurrier knows something. Probably that his Cocks are going to finally win the SEC East because their schedule isn't overloaded with SEC West powerhouses while Georgia and Florida play the little sisters. Not this year fellas.
Sick tan by the way. Not even kidding. His tan is winning.
Posted by Matt Fairchild (email@example.com) at 6:58 AM