Chills running up and down my spine. Jameis Winston won a Heisman Trophy and National Championship last season while avoiding those pesky rape charges at FSU because he knows how to articulate his passion for the game of football. Famous Jameis aka Jaboo is from the sticks of Alabama but you would never know it by listening to him. Jim Nantz better watch out for his Masters gig. After Jameis manages to score the first ever negative Wonderlic he's going to use that mouth of his to secure broadcasting jobs after his motivational speech days are over. I'm not even going to lie I had tears forming listening to Jaboo talk.
P.S- What the fuck did he say?
Monday, April 14, 2014
Bubba Watson won his second Green Jacket in three years yesterday in Augusta but also managed to make a trip that many of us have made in the middle of the night: Waffle House. At 1:30 AM to be exact. I'm guessing there was some celebratory drinks before hand. I know what you are thinking...where is their 2-year-old son who CBS pinned up there like Bubba and his wife were the parents of the year? Well who do you think drove these drunk bastards and took the picture? Yup the kid. He's already pulling his weight in the Watson family.
P.S- I don't care how rich you are. The Waffle House is still the best place to get a great breakfast. I get the All-Star Special all the time. Substitute hashbrowns for the grits, side of bacon, scrambled eggs, wheat toast, and a waffle of course. Vanilla coke is the go-to drink. Just made myself hungry talking about it.
Posted by Matt Fairchild (firstname.lastname@example.org) at 8:02 AM