SportsCrack Blog

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

PLEASE LADIES MAKE THIS A TREND


Tampa's Tiffany Nicole May decided to break up a boring soccer, futbol, whatever the hell the rest of the world calls it by streaking and showing off her American assets and pride. Sure Tiffany could have gone nude streaking which would have made this video way more entertaining but my hope is that this video inspires other young ladies to sort of "up the ante" in all of sports. Ladies should be inspired by Tiffany's revolutionary act of "streaking" by exposing more of themselves and running out on those athletic fields all across America so I can get through another boring Atlanta Braves or Baltimore Orioles game this season. Instead of the 7th inning stretch we have the 5th inning streak sponsored by Howard Stern Radio. Strictly regulated to attractive looking females I nominate any of the Reef Girls as honorary streakers. Could you imagine a game being interrupted by something like this...

Now that is a world I would love to live in. So come on ladies, get out there and keep the Tiffany revolution alive and well by streaking this upcoming spring and summer at a ball field* near you.

*Presented by Sportscrack LLC

BS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT ISSUE TO VOTERS TODAY

God bless The Onion for doing this video and one of our best and most lethal political readers Dan the Almighty for sending it to me...


And off the hot presses as we speak, or as MacG points out, Barack is Irish?...


Do you really want a Leprechaun answering the call?

I didn't think so.