Not even going to lie...if one of my teams won a championship I would have my cock and balls flopping out everywhere. Just straight cockslapping reporters on live air if it actually happened. Fortunately for you none of my favorite teams are that close to a championship.
Still waiting for some female nudie Seahawks shots. Make it happen Seattle.
Monday, February 03, 2014
Comedian Frank Caliendo nailed every single impersonation in this Richard Sherman mockumentary. The impersonations of Jon Gruden and Jim Harbaugh are comedy gold. I could feel tears forming. Chris Berman waving his hands and muttering like he has a peanut butter sandwich in his mouth is spot on. George Bush's "Dijon" Sanders is also a favorite. Shit this whole sketch is classic. Caliendo brought his 98 mph heat with a back breaking curveball to this one.
Speaking of heat how about you do yourself a favor and get the shirt that's turned into rock star status now that the Seahawks have captured their first Super Bowl: Russell Mania.
Posted by Matt Fairchild (email@example.com) at 7:49 AM
Philadelphia had it's annual Wing Bowl yesterday and if you have ever wondered what an insane asylum would look like without security or medication then here you go. Just a bunch of wild animals going crazy. White trash mucking it up in the stands while contestants below eat chicken wings for a grand prize of $22,000. The winner was a 120 pound mom of 4 who managed to eat a staggering World Record of 363 wings. Her kids must be so proud. Full disclosure the Wing Bowl was 4 times more entertaining than the shitty Super Bowl last night. What a shitstorm that game was in East Rutherford.
Posted by Matt Fairchild (firstname.lastname@example.org) at 7:14 AM