ERIC CARTMAN DOING COLORADO INTRODUCTIONS
Ha, those damn Boulder hippies with their butt kissers...

HOUSTON NUTT'S HAVE BEEN CHOPPED
Another one bites the dust. Joining Ted Roof, Chan Gailey, Bill Callahan, Dennis Franchione, Ed Orgeron, and Lloyd Carr in the not coming back club because their alumni hate their fucking guts. Nutt will be sorely missed by all of the Arkansas faithful. In fact, we wanted to get some video footage of the fans paying homage to the Lord Nutt Bag but we felt like showing Necks urinating and defecating on Houston's front yard would be a little too embarrassing and controversial for this holy blog.

So we leave you with this, a Real Men of Genius tribute to Nutt, in other words called just give the damn ball to D-MAC and let him do his thing you crazy bastard...

SORRY KREMER, BELICHICK IS A BIGGER MAN THAN YOU
Wes Walker knows who his sugar momma is and it isn't you Andrea Kremer!

The "Coming Mommy" statement from Al Michaels was disturbing and awkward, like the first time you saw Zed's dungeon in Pulp Fiction.

Video HT: AwfulAnnouncing

CHAN GAILEY OUT, GEORGIA FANS WORLDWIDE SHED A TEAR
The latest lame duck coach to get fired is Chan Gailey. Somewhere Yellow Jacket fans will rejoice, toast their Zimas, and get back to licking their own nuts because no one else will do it. And by nuts I mean testicles, both on the men and women for those who have never been to a Georgia Tech football game.

Anyways, it was obvious why Gailey needed to be canned. He finished 0-6 against the Bulldogs. His overall record was 44-32 with a 28-20 ACC record which just wasn't going to cut it especially when the Florida State's and Miami's of the conference were playing like shit and yet Tech still couldn't manage to win an ACC Championship.

I have no idea who will be the next Tech coach but unless they somehow manage to get George O'Leary back they are not going to beat Georgia for a long time. Georgia brought their C game on Saturday and still handled the Yellow Jackets with relative ease.

Bobby Ross is available!

IT'S OFFICIAL: POLICE GUARD DOGS ARE RACIST ASSHOLES
This little gem is from Saturday night's Iron Bowl. Now I could understand a dog attacking a player if it was a game between USC and Miami because we all know if they don't make the NFL after college they will eventually go to jail in their lifetime. And of course that is no guarantee with all the OJ Simpson's and Sean Taylor's of the world. Maybe the dog is a secret BAMA fan who was hired by Nick Saban to bite the Auburn players in their own stadium.

I don't know, you be the judge: Racist BAMA dog or just a good boy!



Video HT: TheWizardofOdds

MY NEW FAVORITE REFEREE

ACC ref Walt Cherry tells it like it is. #69 was clearly "giving him the business" and for this you must be punished. I love refs that are honest and tell it like it is.

HT: AwfulAnnouncing via Mr Irrelevant