Tuesday, July 14, 2015
Whenever I feel shitty about baseball I can always fall back and thank the Lord I'm not a Mets fan. They can't even sit down properly without embarrassing themselves. They probably need a Phillies fan to help tie their shoes and a Braves fan to help wipe their ass before leaving the house.
Posted by Matt Fairchild (email@example.com) at 11:17 AM