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Friday, April 24, 2009

IS THE ULTIMATE QB TIM TEBOW BOWING TO BARACK OBAMA?


To me it looks like Tim Tebow has the biggest "eat shit" look on his face. I'm serious. It's like Tebow doesn't even want to be there. He has circumcisions to perform in third world countries my friends. But why would Tebow bow to Obama while giving him the death stare? This original picture will be worth millions in 20 years when Tim Tebow is elected our President. Tebow has future presidential candidate written all over his face and resume.

Or maybe, just maybe, Tebow took this Obama quote as a dig to his team...

"I don't want to stir up controversy," Obama said. "You guys are the national champions -- I'm not backing off the fact we need a playoff system. But I have every confidence that you guys could have beat anybody else. And so we'll see how that plays itself out."


Tebow responded with this promise to Obama...

“To the fans and everybody in the White House, I’m sorry. I’m extremely sorry. We were hoping for a playoff. That was my goal, something college football has never done here.”

“I promise you one thing, a lot of shit will come out of this. You will never see any player in the entire country cut as many penises as I will the rest of the season, one of them being John Swofford for promoting this ridiculous system. You will never see someone push the BCS around as hard as I will push everybody the rest of the season.”

“You will never see a meaningless bowl game on January 4th again.”

“God Bless and Fuck the BCS!”


TROY POLAMALU AND LARRY FITZGERALD CHOSEN FOR MADDEN 2010 COVER


For the first time we have two NFL players gracing the cover of the popular video game. Good choices. Polamalu is one of the premier defensive stars in the league and the same can be said for Fitzgerald on the offensive side of the ball. It also officially eliminates these two from making the playoffs this year. So if you are a Baltimore Ravens or Atlanta Falcons fan you should be very happy these two are Madden video game cover models. It's like "Final Destination" for Polamalu and Fitzgerald. You can't escape fate. The Madden Curse will find you.