Thursday, July 19, 2007

New Nike Air Zoom Vick V
Dog lovers and humanitarians rejoice, Michael Vick's new shoe has been put down.

At least for now, Nike has suspended the release of the puppy killer according to SI.com. This statement was released by Nike today:

Nike Co. "is concerned by the serious and highly disturbing allegations made against Michael Vick, and we consider any cruelty to animals inhumane and abhorrent. We do believe that Michael Vick should be afforded the same due process as any citizen; therefore, we have not terminated our relationship."


I feel so bad for Ookie. How is he going to be able to feed his dogs?

All joking aside I hope Ookie is not guilty of these awful crimes he has been accused of but if he is then I hope the fucker gets castrated by one of his pit bulls. Ask Siegfried and his leather chapped boy toy Roy Horn what it is like to feel the vengeance of an animal that doesn't want to play anymore.


EX-TERP STAR BAXTER GUILTY OF BEING A MORON
In another case which falls in the dumb athlete of the year award along the likes of Michael Vick, Pacman Jones, and Tank Johnson; former Maryland Terp basketball star Lonny Baxter plead guilty today to illegally shipping guns...through, get this...FEDEX!

How fucking stupid can you be to think it is okay to ship firearms using UPS or FedEx? To top it all off it's his second gun offense in less than a year. Baxter was last spotted near the White House firing off a weapon which got him arrested by the Secret Service and a sentence of two months in jail.

Either players are getting more dumb by the minute or the apocalypse is upon us. After watching the Cardinals win the World Series last year I'm going to say apocalypse.

"DICK IN A BOX" NOMINATED FOR AN EMMY

Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg's hilarious song on SNL has been nominated for Outstanding Original Music and Lyrics. Take a look inside:

43 DAYS AND COUNTING

Till we pull out of our summer hibernation and enjoy the best holiday of the year: College Football Saturdays in the fall.

Watch and learn he says:

Still the greatest call to ever end a game, to this day I still get the goosebumps when Joe Starkey screams "the band is on the field."

REDNECK TRASH BRITNEY SPEARS DAILY CROTCH SHOT



This picture was taken yesterday on the beach in Malibu. Yep, that is her moose knuckle, such a lovely mother of two.

How many of you would still hit it up with the trailer trash nutcase?

ATLANTA PUBLIC TV: PENIS POWER VS VAGINA POWER


I can't even try to explain without laughing. Just watch ho's, and don't even pretend to act like yo don't kno wut she is talkin bout!

HT: BarStoolSports