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EX-TERP STAR BAXTER GUILTY OF BEING A MORON
In another case which falls in the dumb athlete of the year award along the likes of Michael Vick, Pacman Jones, and Tank Johnson; former Maryland Terp basketball star Lonny Baxter plead guilty today to illegally shipping guns...through, get this...FEDEX!

How fucking stupid can you be to think it is okay to ship firearms using UPS or FedEx? To top it all off it's his second gun offense in less than a year. Baxter was last spotted near the White House firing off a weapon which got him arrested by the Secret Service and a sentence of two months in jail.

Either players are getting more dumb by the minute or the apocalypse is upon us. After watching the Cardinals win the World Series last year I'm going to say apocalypse.