JOBI THE DOG PULLS A BP

You got to wait for the whole video. Trust me it gets pretty funny at the end when the inbred dog trainer freaks out...


Jobi learned by watching BP Oil just shit all over the Gulf.

Video HT: Extra Mustard

F OFF LEBRON AND ESPN

"LeBron James is planning to announce the team with which he will sign during a one-hour special on ESPN Thursday night, ESPN The Magazine's Chris Broussard has learned through independent sources."

Independent sources being inside actually ESPN? Jesus Christ, this Lebron shit has gotten beyond ridiculous. What fucking loser would schedule a one hour "special" on himself just to announce which team he is going to sign with? Lebron. That's who. I've honestly never had a problem with Lebron before all this shit went down. He is making a spectacle of himself and honestly it's rather embarrassing. It's getting to Terrell Owens status five clinging for attention level.

And I don't want to hear this shit about ad space going to Lebron's charity. Let me guess his charity organization employs his family and friends who probably make $100 grand a year each for some bull shit nonprofit. If he really wants to donate to charity why doesn't he just take 1% of his upcoming contract and give it to them. But no, he has to let everybody know it's all about charity and how great of a guy he is.

It's all bull shit. I hope he picks the Knicks so they can start booing his ass after he turns the ball over or completely quits on his team in an important game 5 in a playoff series. After hearing about this Lebron garbage I now have more respect for Kobe. And he raped somebody.

Have fun on ESPN tomorrow Lebron. I'll make sure not to tune in.