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Friday, May 29, 2009

DREW BREES ROCKING THE COMBOVER MULLET



If I grew my hair out it would look exactly like this. I'm rocking the fading Pete Sampras hairline and instead of deciding to comb it over I just shave it. But New Orlean Saints QB Drew Brees is bringing back not only the comb over but also the Kenny Powers mullet. Good luck with that Mr. Chocolate Chip face. Hopefully this starts a trend in the sports world. I would love to see Matt Hasselbeck or even Kevin Youkilis sport the comb over mullet. Bring it back guys! Give this balding a hole a chance.

TERI HATCHER CAN STILL BRING IT


Desperate Housewives Teri Hatcher is like 89 years old and still looks like she could break some serious dicks off. It goes to prove that Botox can be a wonderful drug. As well as lipo and eating only food that rabbits enjoy. Go check out WWTDD for more pics of Hatcher cougar prowling on Miami Beach today.


And on that note have a great weekend everybody!

MATT WIETERS FIRST PRESS CONFERENCE


The kid looks like he is ready. One can only hope that he lives up to half of his hype. If he turns out to be anything close to resembling Twins catcher Joe Mauer then I will be one happy fan as well as all of the other Baltimore die hards out there.

Go get em tonight Matty!

Video courtesy of MASN Sports

KOBE AND LEBRON PUPPETS ON COKE


"COCAINE KOBE BRYANT! GET EXCITED!"

YANKEES SUCK SHIRT GETS COUPLE THROWN OUT OF RANGERS GAME


And to think an $8 Yankees Suck t-shirt could be so offensive! I thought this was America. Home of the free and the right to free speech. I believe in this country and I think the majority of people would not find this shirt offensive. Are we not allowed to attempt humor on a shirt anymore? I had no idea the Gestapo was alive and thriving in Arlington. Good day sir.

Video HT: Don