Friday, August 17, 2007

RANDOM GOLF JOKE

What's the difference between a girl's G-spot and a golf ball?

A man will spend hours looking for the golf ball!

Not a great joke by any means...more like a fact.


BCS BOWL PREDICTIONS
Allstate BCS Championship Game
(BCS No. 1 vs. BCS No. 2) USC vs. LSU
Both of these teams have way too much talent to not at least compete for the rights to go to the game in December. I wouldn't be surprised if LSU has a loss but still gets picked over an undefeated Big East team.

Allstate Sugar
(BCS vs. BCS) Florida vs. West Virginia
The Gators are in it because they lose a heart breaker in the SEC Championship game to LSU, thus denying them a chance to defend their title. West Virginia gets squeezed out because all the pundits nitpick their defense and say they can't compete with big-bad USC.

FedEx Orange
(BCS vs. BCS) Virginia Tech vs. Ohio State
The Hokies get in because they win the ACC. The Buckeyes surprise a lot of people except me and make it to another BCS game by barely edging out the Wisconsin Badgers in the BCS rankings.

Tostitos Fiesta
(BCS vs. BCS) Cal vs. Rutgers
Cal and Rutgers sneak into their first ever BCS games by finishing second in their respective conferences.

Rose Bowl presented by Citi
(BCS vs. BCS) Michigan vs. Texas
Wolverine fans still have nightmares of Vince Young dancing and weaving in their heads.


FURTHER PROOF MAKEUP FUCKS WITH A GUY'S HEAD
About ten minutes ago if you asked me "what do you think about Vanessa Minnillo?" I would have said she is the cute but borderline psychotic girl who used to be on MTV who currently bangs Nick Lachey. But after seeing this naked picture(NSFW) I'm not sure of anything anymore. At first I thought the picture was a fake because her face looks like a bloated chipmunk and her "hair"style is straight out of 70's porn. This is just further proof that a little makeup and some photoshop can change everything. I mean look at her in the above Maxim spread. It's hard to top that. But for all we know she could have been hiding a Mr. Winkie the whole time. Now that I think of it, it is kind of hard to make out her anatomy in the naked pic. I better stop before I start questioning my sexuality.