Tim Tebow Must Work Out With Brady Quinn

Twackle.com has this picture of Tim Tebow hitting up the practice range at the FedEx St. Jude Classic. Dude looks like he is on the Jesus juice. I guess the lesson here kids is if you never use your thang then you too can get jacked up like Tebow. I can't even imagine how backed up Tebow is right now. I mean can you imagine the first time he actually decides to have intercourse? The poor girl or guy will have no chance.



Yeah good luck trying to get that visual out of your head.

Tosh.0 Does Knife or Banana On Kate Upton's Boob

I just wanted a reason to post something, anything, about Kate Upton. I don't even find it remotely funny. But hey...it's got Kate Upton's boobs in it. Winner.

via Jason McIntyre

Gilbert Arenas Tweeted His Blind Date, Hilarity Ensued

Last night I was informed by Jimmy Traina that Orlando Magic guard Gilbert Arenas, aka "Agent Zero," was tweeting updates on a blind date live on his Twitter account (@agentzeroshow). Arenas being the showman he is offered some highly entertaining and funny tweets about his date. Luckily there were no guns involved. But he did post a picture of what the poor girl was wearing. Needless to say I have a new favorite NBA player. Start reading from the bottom.

agentzeroshow Gilbert Arenas
Oh well gdnt then
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agentzeroshow Gilbert Arenas
Sorry fellas she don't give it up on the first date....all that means is tomorrow..but by then I hope to be on another date...
12 hours ago

agentzeroshow Gilbert Arenas
Its okay fellas she still wants action...ladies like rude boys..or the blk card I hav in my pocket..either way bam bam we got ACTION
12 hours ago

agentzeroshow Gilbert Arenas
She called me a jack ass.. I said "she looks so cute with her little ugly self" who's NEXT
13 hours ago

agentzeroshow Gilbert Arenas
She just said this was the worst date every.but I was thinkin the same thing.who wears a shirt they got from 5th ave in new york. on a date
13 hours ago

agentzeroshow Gilbert Arenas
If I would hav known i would mess this up I would have taken her to get a "rudy tutti fresh and fruiti meal"from ihop..grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
14 hours ago

agentzeroshow Gilbert Arenas
I don't think imma get the goods tonight...I messed my chances up..she looked mad..over there lookin like a thunder cat...
14 hours ago

agentzeroshow Gilbert Arenas
This dragon can eat....I'm glad were at a all u can eat... She went to the rest rm..I think I'm busted you guys. Her friend texted her.
14 hours ago

agentzeroshow Gilbert Arenas
Look at this hot mess...she all most caught me takin the pic.. http://lockerz.com/s/108945230
14 hours ago


agentzeroshow Gilbert Arenas
She just had the nerve to ask me if I like her shirt..."ummmmmm yea on my floor near the fire place"imma call PETA to come get you
14 hours ago

agentzeroshow Gilbert Arenas
Ill let u guys know what happen after this date. Should be funny!!!
14 hours ago

agentzeroshow Gilbert Arenas
And they want me to go in public with her..I thought she had a bunch of stretch marks but it was just her shirt..lookn like SIMBA
14 hours ago

agentzeroshow Gilbert Arenas
Got hooked up on a blind date..and I guess she was blind when she picked out this outfit ..OMG I thought she was the queen of ZAMUNDA
14 hours ago

I guess the Black AMEX didn't seal the deal. It's too bad because I just got one of those fake ones and was looking to test it out this weekend while the wife is at home taking care of the baby.