Good thing the dude wasn't looking at porn. That would have been really awkward.
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Figuratively and literally the Fightin Fulmers continue to bend backwards in their pursuit to be a player in the SEC again. The gruesome picture is courtesy of Wizard of Odds of fullback David Holbert during the final spring scrimmage tearing a couple of ligaments in his now deformed knee.
When asked for comment on the horrible news that the next Jamal Lewis in the collective delusional Volunteers' minds would be out for the season he calmly put down his tenth Soney's BBQ pork sandwich and started whistling Rocky Top.
Yes, Rocky Top, it will always be home sweet home for hillbilly's like you and me.
Posted by Matt Fairchild (email@example.com) at 5:49 AM
In case you were wondering and I'm sure you were the internet sensation that is Allison Stokke is now in college. My Chill Pill has all the wonderful pictures of her stick handling abilities while pole vaulting at Cal. There is a joke somewhere in there but I will let you handle it.
Posted by Matt Fairchild (firstname.lastname@example.org) at 5:42 AM