USC COACHING SEARCH
So far Southern Cal athletic director Mike Garrett is doing an excellent job in nailing down candidates to replace Pete the Cheat Carroll for the head coaching job. Here are his candidates and how they have responded according to confidential sources of SportsCrack:
CANDIDATE #1: MIKE RILEY
FUCK OFF!!!
CANDIDATE #2: JACK DEL RIO
NO ENTIENDO!!!
CANDIDATE #3: LANE KIFFIN
THE PAC-10 IS FOR PUSSIES, NO THANKS KIND SIR!!!
CANDIDATE #4: STEVE SARKISIAN
HAHAHAHAHAHA, DUDE, WE FUCKING BEAT YOU! NO WAY AM I LEAVING UDUB FOR YOUR SINKING SHIP!!!!
CANDIDATE #5: TY WILLINGHAM
HOW FAR AWAY IS PEBBLE BEACH? KIDDING, SIGN ME UP!
2 comments:
I agree with what he said.
Very profound statement Anonymous #1. Lane Kiffin and USC were made for each other. CHEAT ON!
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