ESPN Suspends Ryen Russillo After Naked, Drunk Arrest

ESPN suspends Ryen Russillo after naked arrest https://t.co/OytuynVmxw via @nypostsports

— Vincent E Davis (@vdavis114) August 28, 2017

By now you have all heard the story of the blacked out Jackson Hole, WY incident by one ESPN's radio personality Ryen Russillo in which he was found naked at 3:30 am in the wrong condo.  I'm not here to judge or condemn the guy.  Shit happens when you drink too much at high altitudes.  That's just a fact.  Mix in the hijinks of a high end ski resort and Russillo was lucky he didn't get kicked by a moose or fell into a cougars trap.  If anything Russillo is a hero.  Not only has he survived all these years with his first name spelled wrong but now he's been shamed by the media whom he works for with a suspension till September 5th.  That's just wrong.  That's not the America I know.  I will be kneeling now during all national anthems in solidarity to my fellow balding, alcoholic sports personality friend whom I have never met or talked to.  We will rise!

Michigan Reveals All-Maize Uniforms vs Florida and they are HIDEOUS

Holy West Virginia-wannabe's Batman!  I don't know what they have been drinking up in Ann Arbor lately but they need help and need to check themselves into uniform rehab immediately.

#GoBlue #GoMaize

We will rock an All-Maize uniform vs. Florida » https://t.co/wsuuxrRiQ6 pic.twitter.com/cJxwTXPJpR

— Michigan Football (@UMichFootball) August 28, 2017

 
This all-maize look is just painful to these college football loving eyes.  While I'm not a Michigan fan by any stretch of the words I've always kind of liked their uniforms.  The helmet is classic and the "maize and blue" uniforms look good when the dominant color is blue.  But this all-maize jersey and pants make me want to puke.  It's bad enough they sold their "blue blood" souls and I use that term real loosely since they have one split National Title in the last 70 years when last year they put a fucking basketball logo on a football uniform but now they gotta go and make it painful to even look at them.  What in the Harbaugh is going on up there in Ann Arbor?  It looks like they had to put dark visors on the helmets to tone down the awfulness of seeing ones self in these uniforms.
Come on Michigan you are better than this.  Stop whoring yourself out to the Nikes and Jordan's of the world and show same damn self respect you disgusting filthy pig.

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