This Bikini Girl's Stone Cold Steve Austin Beer Chug Impression is worthy of a watch
Hard as a diamond in an ice field. My lord she has skills.
Wednesday, September 05, 2018
Hard as a diamond in an ice field. My lord she has skills.
Thursday, August 30, 2018
ND Starting Nickelback Shaun Crawfod Out for Season with Torn ACL
Just days before the season is going to kick off we get a giant kick to our Irish nuts...
First off I feel horrible for Shaun Crawford. This is the 3rd, yes, 3rd time he has gone down with a season ending injury either before the season started or right after. He's battled back from a torn ACL and torn achilles to earn a starting nickelback job only to tear his other ACL on Tuesday. Gone for the season. Brutal.#NotreDame DB Shaun Crawford tore his ACL in Tuesday's practice. https://t.co/VQXvxuSYAm— Matt Freeman (@mattfreemanISD) August 30, 2018
Before we get all doom and gloom we got to remember Notre Dame has depth in the secondary. While losing Crawford is a blow it gives a guy like senior Nick Coleman a chance to step up in Crawford's starting spot. Coleman has plenty of experience including starting experience and by all reporting accounts has had a great camp. Navy transfer Alohi Gilman will still start at boundary safety while Coleman mans the field safety. Freshman Houston Griffith will get a chance for more playing time and so will Jalen Elliott who was a starter last year. Devin Studstill and Nico Fertitta provide depth and have plenty of experience at the safety position. Freshman Derrik Allen will also be given a chance to step it up if need be. The corners are still loaded with Julian Love, Troy Pride, Donte Vaughn and a bunch of freshman (Tariq Bracy, Noah Boykin, DJ Brown) to provide depth.
So everyone take a deep breath. It's gonna be ok. It sucks to lose a kid like Crawford who is a great talent on the field and a great teammate off the field but somebody has to and will step up. Next man in. Go Irish!
Notre Dame Head Coach Brian Kelly's Press Conference for the Michigan Game
Some interesting notes from Brian Kelly's press conference...
1) When asked about "suspended" RB Dexter Williams status for the Michigan game he said "He'll be dressed and he'll be on the sidelines. We'll see what happens when we kick it off." I presumed Dexter wouldn't even dress for the game but this leaves a little bit of an opening that Dexter might play vs Michigan. Personally I hope he does play because he's their most proven back averaging over 7 yards per carry. We will see Saturday night.
2) Kelly reiterated that he is not afraid to go to backup QB Ian Book if the team needs it. Starting QB Brandon Wimbush accounted for over 30 TDs last season but in the Citrus Bowl vs LSU he was benched because of ineffectiveness while Book led them to an inspired come-from-behind victory. I'm not a fan of a two QB situation because the last time ND went into the season (2016) with a "QB controversy" they sputtered to a disastrous 4-8 season with Deshone Kizer and Malik Zaire behind center. Team Kizaire never worked. We will have to see if Team Wimbook works this season. Ugh.
3) The Notre Dame defense is the most loaded from top to bottom since Kelly has arrived. The last time ND had this much talent and experience on the defensive side they went all the way to the 2012 National Championship game with an undefeated regular season. This gives me a lot of optimism.
4) Still have no idea if ND will come out in green jerseys for Michigan. The fans have been encouraged to wear green for the "Green Out" but so far Kelly has been coy when asked if the team would come out in green too. We are gonna have to wait till kickoff. Personally I hope they wear the traditional blue and gold but the tea leaves read green jerseys Saturday night.
Wednesday, August 29, 2018
SEC Fans Notre Dame vs Michigan 2018 Preview and Predictions
While I might not agree with all their points SECFans.com does a great job previewing this week's Notre Dame vs Michigan game. It's gonna be a defensive battle. No question. And with two really good defenses going at it I expect a low scoring game with the winner scoring somewhere in the mid 20's. The over/under is currently at 48 and I would put good money on the under. Michigan's offense is terrible and with leading WR Tarik Black out with a foot injury I don't expect them to put much points on the board against a veteran Notre Dame defense. While I don't think Michigan will get shutout like last time I'd be surprised if new QB transfer Shea Patterson can be effective in a hostile environment vs a blitzing defense that is going to punish him. For some bizarre reason this game is a pick em despite Notre Dame returning a senior QB in Brandon Wimbush and playing at home. College GameDay will be there. I gotta go ND here.
SportsCrack Prediction: NOTRE DAME 24 MICHIGAN 20
Monday, August 27, 2018
Get your Green Out on this weekend for the Notre Dame - Michigan football game with this 25% OFF Sale (CODE: GREENOUT) on SportsCrack Shirts
As you may know Notre Dame and their marketing department are doing their best this week to get a "GREEN OUT" going at Notre Dame stadium for the Michigan game on Saturday. The University is pushing it so hard they even have some of their players, namely captain Alex Bars and LB Te'von Coney, enthusiastically marketing green shirts for the game.
You heard @AlexBars_ and @TevonConey!— Notre Dame Football (@NDFootball) August 26, 2018
We need to see Notre Dame Stadium GREEN on September 1.#GoIrish ☘️ #IrishWearGreen pic.twitter.com/G8XLP47rxr
While Notre Dame has been using the hashtag #IrishWearGreen on all their social media platforms the past few weeks to get the word out I think we might have caught Bars and Coney here reveal by accident that the players might actually be wearing green too!
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New defensive coordinator Clark Lea replaces Mike Elko and returns a veteran defense that should be the best since the 2012 squad carried them all the way to the National Championship Game. Here is our "LEA-GION OF DOOM" shirt in GREEN.
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Saturday, August 25, 2018
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This year the Shamrock Series helmets feature New York Yankees pinstripes on matte navy helmet. The facemasks are navy with speckled gold flakes. Notre Dame will be wearing these helmets when they face off with Syracuse at Yankees Stadium.
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Wednesday, August 15, 2018
2018 Notre Dame Football Roster: Top 25 Players
1. DT Jerry Tillery - Thank God Tillery decided to come back for his senior season because all reports out of camp is that he has taken his game to an All-American level. Tillery will need to be double teamed and although his stats won't be eye popping he will be the guy who helps pad the TFL stats for his teammates.
2. CB Julian Love - What's not to love about Love? The returning 2nd Team All-American showed he had lockdown ability on the outside last year while also taking a few picks to the house.
3. LB Te'von Coney - Coney only started 7 games last season but still led the team in tackles and TFLs. He has been working on his coverage skills this offseason and should have a tremendous senior season. Like Tillery it was a tremendous boost for 1st year DC Clark Lea to get a player of Coney's talent back.
4. OG Alex Bars - Overshadowed by the greatness that was Quenton Nelson and Mike McGlinchey the last two seasons I expect Bars to continue ND's success on the offensive line by becoming an All-American this season.
5. LB Drue Tranquill - You couldn't ask for a better captain or leader than 5th year senior Tranquill.
6. OC Sam Mustipher - The "QB of the offensive line" is expected to be one of the top 3 centers in the nation.
7. DE Daelin Hayes - At full health it's time for the junior to finally shine and live up to his 5-star billing out of high school. I expect plenty of QB pressures from Hayes.
8. QB Brandon Wimbush - If he gets rid of the yips Wimbush will have a Heisman worthy season. If he doesn't? Well he could always run for another 14 touchdowns.
9. CB Troy Pride - Pride has become almost a 1A/1B corner with his teammate Love this offseason camp. Don't be surprised if he earns All-American accolades.
10. OL Robert Hainsey - As a true freshman Hainsey stepped in and took half the snaps at right tackle last season.
11. WR Miles Boykin - Who could forget his game winning catch vs LSU? From all reports it's helped boost Boykin's confidence and he should be Wimbush's #1 target this fall.
12. DE Julian Okwara - Like Daelin Hayes I expect Okwara to burst out this season and become a force on the "Lea"gion of Doom.
13. WR Chase Claypool - Claypool is a top 10 talent he just needs to put forth the focus and dominate during his junior season.
14. S Alohi Gilman - The transfer from Navy is expected to start after having to sit a season because the NCAA is retarded. A ball hawk ND didn't have last season at safety I expect Gilman to get his hands on leather plenty thanks to some pressure from his defensive line teammates.
15. DE Khalid Kareem - The former Bama commit is ready to break out this season while splitting time with Hayes and Okwara.
16. K Justin Yoon - He's gonna become ND's all-time leading scorer this fall. YOOOOOOOOOON!
17. RB Jafar Armstrong - Who you ask? The converted WR is following in the foot steps of CJ Prosise and has drawn comparisons to Theo Riddick by Brian Kelly. I'm expecting him to be starting by mid September and a 1000 yard season is not far fetched.
18. OL Tommy Kraemer - The 5-star is ready to start after splitting time with Hainsey last season at right tackle. The scary thing is ND is so loaded on the line it's not a given Kraemer starts.
19. TE Alizé Mack - Mack has been quite the enigma since he's arrived at ND. The rising senior has faced suspensions, questionable hands and was even eyeing early entry to the NFL despite a lackluster junior season. Much like Wimbush if he puts it all together he's unstoppable.
20. CB Shaun Crawford - Just two years ago Crawford was probably a top 5 talent going into the season. Unfortunately the injuries have taken their toll and he's lost his starting corner job. But he is the starting nickelback and has big time playmaking ability in the defensive backfield as witnessed in games vs Texas and Michigan State.
21. TE Cole Kmet - Kmet could shoot all the way into the top 10 with a big sophomore season if Alizé doesn't produce. Kmet when he's not throwing heat on the mound for the baseball team has built himself into a freak of nature under Balis's strength program.
22. P Tyler Newsome - Yes the punter is on the list. The senior captain has gotten more steady every season with his booming leg and is a tremendous locker room presence.
23. RB Tony Jones Jr. - I'm not as high on Jones as some are but he's expected to be the starting tailback vs Michigan. The key will be keeping him healthy especially with Dexter Williams facing a 4-game suspension to start the season.
24. OL Liam Eichenberg - He might not even start this season but Eichenberg is another road grader and the 5th offensive linemen on this list.
25. RB Dexter Williams - Juice has never had more than 8 carries in a game but when he does get the ball he's electric. Problem is he can't stay away from the weed or pick up the blitz thus limiting his play time.
Thursday, August 09, 2018
Notre Dame vs Michigan Football aka "Catholics vs Khakis" Shirts Available in Blue and Irish Green #IrishWearGreen only at SportsCrack.com
Get the official CATHOLICS VS KHAKIS SHIRT to wear on September 1st when ESPN's College Game Day invades Notre Dame for the Michigan game to kick off the 2018 college football season.
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Monday, June 18, 2018
ESPN's Stephen A. Smith displaying his game while hitting on female reporter
I'm not a big Stephen A. Smith fan. In fact I tend to mute him whenever he comes on TV. But I gotta give the guy a hand here. He's 100% committed to landing this interview. And I'm not talking about looking good on TV. Who can really blame him? She's a certifiable smokeshow. Play on playa.
Tuesday, September 19, 2017
The new Irish Shamrock 33: Gazelle T-shirt
If you have seen #33 run you know he runs like a Gazelle. On pace for nearly 2000 yards rushing, we felt it was time to give him the SportsCrack Shamrock treatment.
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The new SHAKE 'N BAKER t-shirt was inevitable after seeing moves like this...
...and reached epic college football proportions after Baker Mayfield's brilliant performance in Columbus to slay the Buckeyes and plant the flag right into their "O"...
Now the back-to-back Heisman finalist is looking to shake 'n baker his team back to the playoffs and get the Sooners their first Natty since 2000. With Baker's flair on the field and off it we wouldn't be surprised to see Oklahoma making a trip to Atlanta in January. Just don't try to outrun the Fayetteville cops Baker.
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Monday, August 28, 2017
ESPN Suspends Ryen Russillo After Naked, Drunk Arrest
ESPN suspends Ryen Russillo after naked arrest https://t.co/OytuynVmxw via @nypostsports— Vincent E Davis (@vdavis114) August 28, 2017
By now you have all heard the story of the blacked out Jackson Hole, WY incident by one ESPN's radio personality Ryen Russillo in which he was found naked at 3:30 am in the wrong condo. I'm not here to judge or condemn the guy. Shit happens when you drink too much at high altitudes. That's just a fact. Mix in the hijinks of a high end ski resort and Russillo was lucky he didn't get kicked by a moose or fell into a cougars trap. If anything Russillo is a hero. Not only has he survived all these years with his first name spelled wrong but now he's been shamed by the media whom he works for with a suspension till September 5th. That's just wrong. That's not the America I know. I will be kneeling now during all national anthems in solidarity to my fellow balding, alcoholic sports personality friend whom I have never met or talked to. We will rise!
Michigan Reveals All-Maize Uniforms vs Florida and they are HIDEOUS
Holy West Virginia-wannabe's Batman! I don't know what they have been drinking up in Ann Arbor lately but they need help and need to check themselves into uniform rehab immediately.
#GoBlue #GoMaize— Michigan Football (@UMichFootball) August 28, 2017
We will rock an All-Maize uniform vs. Florida » https://t.co/wsuuxrRiQ6 pic.twitter.com/cJxwTXPJpR
This all-maize look is just painful to these college football loving eyes. While I'm not a Michigan fan by any stretch of the words I've always kind of liked their uniforms. The helmet is classic and the "maize and blue" uniforms look good when the dominant color is blue. But this all-maize jersey and pants make me want to puke. It's bad enough they sold their "blue blood" souls and I use that term real loosely since they have one split National Title in the last 70 years when last year they put a fucking basketball logo on a football uniform but now they gotta go and make it painful to even look at them. What in the Harbaugh is going on up there in Ann Arbor? It looks like they had to put dark visors on the helmets to tone down the awfulness of seeing ones self in these uniforms.
Come on Michigan you are better than this. Stop whoring yourself out to the Nikes and Jordan's of the world and show same damn self respect you disgusting filthy pig.
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Wednesday, July 12, 2017
Sam Querrey's Model Girlfriend Abby Dixon Talks About His Wimbledon Victory over Andy Murray
For the 97.9% of you who have no clue who Sam Querrey is I will inform you he is the American who beat #1 seed Andy Murray in the Wimbledon quarterfinals today. Querrey becomes the first American since Andy Roddick 8 years ago to reach the Wimbledon final four. But we are not here to talk about Sam. We are here to talk about his girlfriend of 2-years model Abby Dixon. The 29-year old Dixon is a fashion model who travels around the world while keeping her boyfriend company aka pipes clean. She's got that traditional 80's fashion model look which means she's tall, skinny and loves to powder her nose with the booger sugar. The last part I completely made up or did I? You be the judge.
Anyways let's take a look at Abby Dixon's Instagram pictures...
What's the over/under on amount of time before that pizza came back up? Not trying to be an asshole but you don't get that model skinny by eating pizza. Maybe she sprinkled some coke on it.
The 2017 MLB Midseason Awards
The All-Star break is upon us which means A) nothing is going on, B) the ESPY's are still not worth watching, and C) time to hand out some baseball midseason awards. As you can tell by headline photo it's basically the hand shit to Aaron Judge awards before he smashes you 500 ft. We will oblige the mighty cyborg.
AL MVP - Aaron Judge, Yankees
No way anybody can argue this choice. Judge has put up insane first half numbers in his rookie season (leads AL in OBP, slugging percentage, HR, OPS and highlights) and just became the unofficial official face of baseball after putting on an epic showing at the HR Derby. It's doubtful he will keep up his pace in the 2nd half so guys like Mike Trout (coming off injury) and the 3 Astros (Springer, Altuve, Correa) all have a chance to gain some ground. But right now it's Judge's to lose.
NL MVP - Paul Goldschmidt, DBacks
This was a more difficult pick than the AL because there are a ton of great candidates. Goldy is my pick because he leads the league in WAR and has the DBacks firmly in the Wild Card lead. But you could make an argument for players like Joey Votto, Justin Turner, Nolan Arenado, Bryce Harper, etc. all having big 1st halves.
AL CY YOUNG - Chris Sale, Red Sox
Sale is the perfect pitcher for the Red Sox and their rabid fanbase. He embraces the spot light, in fact he welcomes it, and has already become a team leader in the clubhouse in just his first season at Fenway Park. 11-4 with a 2.74 ERA and 0.90 WHIP earned Sale the start in the All-Star game. He's basically the new Randy Johnson. Royals Jason Vargas also deserves recognition after coming back from Tommy John surgery and leads the league in wins with 12 and ERA at 2.62. It's doubtful Vargas will keep up the pace as the journeyman's arm is due to wear down.
NL CY YOUNG - Max Scherzer, Nationals
Old shady two eyes gets the nod over Clayton Kershaw because although their numbers are similar I'm handing the ball in a do-or-die game to Scherzer because I know I will get maximum intensity and effort from someone who lives for the big spot. Scherzer is a maniac who also might be a cyborg like Judge.
AL ROOKIE OF THE YEAR - Aaron Judge, Yankees
The best player in the league right now is brace yourself also the best rookie in the league. The only guy who could potentially pass him up with a monster 2nd half is Baltimore's Trey "Boom Boom" Mancini and honestly everybody else is contending for runner up at this point.
NL ROOKIE OF THE YEAR - Cody Bellinger, Dodgers
10 home runs in 10 games will earn you some recognition. Bellinger has taken his late call up as a challenge and already mashed 25 HRS, driven in 58 runs, and posted a .619 slugging percentage in only 70 games.
AL MANAGER OF THE YEAR - A.J. Hinch, Astros
The Astros are the best team in baseball right now with a young nucleus led by Hinch. They are 16.5 games up in the division and on pace to win 109 games.
NL MANAGER OF THE YEAR - Dave Roberts, Dodgers
The Dodgers play in the most difficult division in the NL but are on pace to win 110 games. That's insane. They also have a young nucleus like the Astros who should contend for years to come.
Atlanta Falcons New Stadium has AWESOME Concession Prices
Not sure what the catch is but these prices for concessions at the new Mercedes-Benz Stadium are right up my alley. Maybe it's a "hey we are sorry we blew a 25-point lead in the 3rd quarter of the biggest game of our lives and we know you still aren't over it and probably never will but hey here is some really cheap dogs, fries and cold Bud Light." Well shit fire it works for me. I'm all over the $3 pizza slice but it takes a brave, brave man to ever try the nachos with "cheese." I'm pretty sure that "cheese" is just liquid cancer.
Jessica Simpson Still Has Her Fastball, Celebrates her 37th Birthday at the Pool
I've always had a soft spot, or hard for that matter, for one Jessica Simpson. It was 12 years ago she was rocking the Daisy Dukes in near perfection on that god awful "Dukes of Hazzard" remake that she forever gained VIP access in my heart and I'm not even into blondes.
In case anybody forgot what she looked like during her prime here's a friendly reminder.
Well fast forward to yesterday she celebrated her 37th with a big old butt perched up on a float as a giant homage to all her fans. Yes even after all the kids, marriage, pills, and booze she still has her fastball. She's gone from slim and trim to extra meaty to hello 37 hot milf status. And that my folks deserves a golf clap. You gotta learn to appreciate the Gods when they walk among us mere mortals.
Tuesday, July 11, 2017
Watch Every Aaron Judge 500 Foot Home Runs in the 2017 Home Run Derby
To say New York Yankees rookie/cyborg Aaron Judge put on a show last night would be an understatement. Not only did Judge have jaws dropping but he actually had fans and ESPN's Jessica Mendoza dropping their pants from on-air snail trails.
Judge is not from this planet. Nobody that big (6'7 280 lbs) should be hitting baseballs. It's just not fair and I was actually nervous he might kill one of those kids in the outfield with a line drive to the head. He's the new Terminator and yesterday just proved his first half of 30 HRs is no fluke. It looked like he was going to get kicked out in the first round as Marlins Justin Bour hit an amazing 22 HRs. No biggie for Judge who came up and just peppered 450 foot shots with ease including 4 500 foot plus long balls to advance.
After that it was obvious to everybody it was Judge's HR Derby. This felt like the dunk contest when Michael Jordan and Dominique Wilkins were battling it out in the mid 80's. It had this electricity that you don't see often in baseball. If anybody is going to bring back kid's interest in America's past time it should be Judge. He's a freak that is must watch TV. I don't even like the Yankees but I find myself turning to their games on MLBTV just to see if Judge is hitting. He's the Paul Bunyan/mythical figure who was built in a lab to crush the stitches off of every baseball he faces.
And I don't care if you don't like baseball it's fun as hell to watch someone that big hit it that far with little effort. It's must watch TV.
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Friday, June 23, 2017
Domers Vs Dawgs Shirts Now For Sale!
September 9th can get here soon enough. Georgia will be traveling to historic Notre Dame stadium for the first time in program history to face the Fighting Irish. In fact it's only the 2nd time these two programs have ever faced each other. The first was way back in 1980 in the Sugar Bowl when Georgia led by legendary tailback Herschel Walker held on for the win and the National Title.
Tuesday, June 20, 2017
Conor McGregor Trains in front of him knocking out Floyd Mayweather Mural
Conor McGregor posted this Floyd Mayweather knockout picture on his Instagram with the caption "I'm a filthy Irish animal." You gotta love the confidence of McGregor going into his first boxing fight with a guy in Mayweather who has never been knocked down much less lost a fight. The 28-year-old Fighting Irishman is a massive Vegas underdog and for good reason: it's a boxing match, not a MMA event. Can McGregor get close enough to Pretty Boy to even land his left hand hook? I'm not sure. Mayweather is the king of not taking a punishing blow. He bobs and weaves like a rabbit being chased by a cheetah. But if anyone can deliver a devastating KO punch it's McGregor.
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