Inch away from being a multimillionaire
Fear and loathing here in Vegas playing Wheel of Fortune progressive slots, I just missed being able to call myself a millionaire by an inch. A fucking inch. I got the first two Wheel of Fortunes on the roll but then the third one fell below the faithful line.
The jackpot would have been over 6.6 million.
I guess God had different plans for me.
Asshole.
1 comment:
Put it all on black, hit it, get into the Hard Rock Pool and buy a hooker.
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