These were sent in by loyal blog reader Brian...
15% OF THE UNIVERSITY OF GEORGIA FOOTBALL TEAM HAS BEEN ARRESTED DURING
THE PAST YEAR .
THE JOKES ARE FLOWING ....
A lady in Athens calls 911.
Hysterically, she says, 'Someone's just broken into my house, and I think
he's going to rob me!'
The police officer says, 'We're really busy at the moment. Just get the
guy's jersey number and we'll get back to you.'
Q: What is Mark Richt's biggest concern?
A: Does the NCAA count bail money as a recruiting violation?
Q: What do you call a drug ring in Athens?
A: A huddle.
Q: Four Georgia players are in a car, who's driving?
A: The police.
Q: Why can't most of the UGA players get into a huddle on the field?
A: It is a parole violation to associate with known felons.
The University of Ga team has adopted a new Honor System:
'Yes,your Honor; No, your Honor'.
The Dogs are hoping for an undefeated season this year....
11 Arrests, 0 convictions.
Q: How did the Dogs spend the first week of Spring Training?
A: Studying their Miranda Rights