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Tuesday, December 23, 2008

THANKS FOR NOTHING TEIXEIRA

Thanks for proving beyond everything that greed wins out in the end. Forget about any boyhood aspirations of playing for the home team you grew up rooting for in the end all that mattered were the number of zeros in your check. Thanks for going to play for the Baltimore Orioles most hated rival in the New York Yankees. Thanks for proving beyond a doubt you are just another one of Scott Boras' lackeys. Thanks for the bullshit you will spew in a few days when introduced in your brand new pinstripes prison suit that you signed the contract because "you just wanted to win." Thanks for letting down the whole state of Maryland and proving you are who you are and that is a greedy, overpaid athlete who is too scared to lead a team on his own.

Thanks for being the bitch you are Mark. $180 million will buy you a lot of friends but it will never buy you loyalty or pride in oneself. So in the end thank you for proving to everyone and finally myself that you are nothing more than a gluttonous reprehensible athlete that is the epitome of everything that is wrong in sports. The almighty dollar wins and you too will win as you get booed for grounding into that crucial double play in Yankees Stadium and again booed unmercifully as your picture comes up on the jumbo tron at Orioles Park.

$180 million just bought you this for the rest of your playing days...

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Exactly,

Fuck you Mr. I went to Georgia Tech.

Can I have a loan?

I ain't gonna pay you back 'cause you don't need it..

I hate you today. Look up loyal in the dictionary and then stick the dictionary up your ass.

Anonymous said...

"the antithesis of everything that is wrong in sports"

wouldn't this make him what is right in sports?

Matt Fairchild (matt@sportscrack.com) said...

Corrected, thanks.

Cheese-Whistle Mcstink said...

Makes me sad.