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Wednesday, March 25, 2009

TEBOW'S PROMISE SPEECH IN PLAQUE FORM, WHAT NEXT HIS BALLS?


If you didn't think Tim Tebow's legendary status at Florida could get any bigger then you were mistaken. Florida Gator officials want everyone to know, most importantly their football players, that Tebow is God with this new plaque of "The Promise" speech just outside of the new football facility next to Ben Hill Griffin Stadium. It's only a matter of time before they erect a statue of him with enormous bull balls so that every Gaytors fan can collectively lick and massage them before and after getting shit faced on fall Saturdays. I know of one fan who would love to get Tebow bagged...

"Gradulations" go out to Florida officials for trying to make Tebow's speech on par with Knute Rockne's Win One for the Gipper. It's not even close but you can't blame them for trying.

43 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOL, that is the typical gator fan. Just imagine how many trailer trash new borns are going to be named Tim or Tebow. They are the biggest bunch of redneck degenerates. Go Gaytors.

Anonymous said...

Gators will not stop trying to be Notre Dame. First the singing of the alma mater at the student section after the game. But Notre Dame will do it even after they lose. Then the team walks together on game day to the stadium. Now it is plaque speeches on the walls.

Matt Fairchild (matt@sportscrack.com) said...

I can't blame them but they should have waited for Tebow to actually graduate before putting up plaques for him. I wouldn't be surprised if 6 games into the season and the Gators are undefeated that they will erect a 40 foot tall bronze statue of him right at the 50 yard line.

Love him or hate him you have to admit Tebow is one of the greatest college football players of all time. I would be kissing his nuts if he wore the blue and gold.

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