SportsCrack Blog

Thursday, July 15, 2010

BROOKLYN DECKER AT THE ESPYS




Notice how her husband Andy Roddick was nowhere to be found? Even he knows he can't handle the heat Brooklyn Decker is bringing at the ESPY's. TheHuffingtonPost has more pictures of the future divorcee who is sure to go on a fucking rampage when she finds out Roddick is a professional tennis player and not a successful blogger/CEO like myself. Sometimes you have to follow your heart and right now mine is throbbing. Call me Brooklyn.

3 comments:

Jason said...

Call me crazy, but I have about this girl on 680 and 790, but this is the first time I have seen her. Maybe the photos are bad,but being the only two times I have seen her, here is my opinion of both.
#1 Great tits. Your gums and giant teeth scare me. Your chin is bigger than mine. Also, it looks like you are about to piss the red carpet.
(So far this is not off to a good start)
#2 Your fingers are just too short. It makes me sure there is inbreeding in your family. And the face - just a bit shorter than than horse from sex in the city.

Jason said...

P.S. I am kind of picky with my dream girls.

Jason said...

Neve Campbell.

Yummy.