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Saturday, July 09, 2011

David Ortiz is still a pussy and still on roids



I've been getting emails left and right about my thoughts on this "fight" in which no actual punches were landed. The Red Sox were again kicking the shit out of the Orioles thanks to an 8 run first inning. They were up 10-3 in the 8th inning and the game was in hand. Baltimore reliever Kevin Gregg who doesn't have the best of control to begin with decides to pitch to the inside of the plate. David Ortiz, or Big Pussy as everyone calls him, took umbrage because god forbid a pitch might actually hit him. Apparently the Dominican Shrek thinks anything thrown near his ogre ass is like pissing in his coffee. It's part of the fucking game. Gregg has as much right to the inside of the plate as you do you fucking Mongoloid. If anybody needed proof that Ortiz is back on the juice then all you need to do is see this roid rage episode. Was Gregg wrong for yelling at him to run the bases when he hit the lazy pop fly? Oh yeah. That's Terry Francona's job. But if you are going to charge the mound and try to "fight" why don't you actually try to land something instead of playing tummy sticks with Gregg.

I always suspected Ortiz was a fraud. This only helped seal the deal. The guy needs help. He needs to be tested and clearly he has problems if he is roid raging on the last place Orioles over some pitches near his shriveled up mansack. Anything less than an 8 game suspension just proves the MLB caters to those Massholes.

10 comments:

Unknown said...

Please no more Orioles posts. It is bad enough they are one of the worst teams in baseball and its worse hearing about them every year. Haha....Keep up the good work.

Anonymous said...

You've got to be one of the biggest idiots. There's a difference in having a right to the inside of the plate and trying to land a pitch in his pocket. If you were getting thrown that far inside I doubt you would take to kindly to it at all. And you're the only one I've seen calling Ortiz a big pussy. So I guess every batter that is pitched to like that and heads towards the mound is on steroids. Like I said, you're the biggest idiot I've come across covering sports.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, you must be on crack.

Anonymous said...

Just put a nice sweep to those sweller boys

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Matt Fairchild (matt@sportscrack.com) said...

I love the guy or gal who calls me a pussy while posting as "Anonymous." Let me guess, you must be related to Big Pussy. You can't even run out to the mound without trying to fake fight by giving bear hugs.

Oh and by the way Ortiz apologized for his behavior. He basically admitted he was a jackass.

And yes the Orioles suck balls. Nothing new there. But at least they aren't a bunch of sensitive pussies who get mad because someone threw a little too close to their labia.

Unknown said...

If you are the owner of this website i would think you should show a little more class in your posts. I love the site and everything involved in it. Keep up the good work

Anonymous said...

Thats not baseball. If it was back when baseball was baseball Big Poppi would have had a ball thrown at his ear. But the game is full of premadonnas now. Matt's right if you want to crowd the plate thats what a pitcher is supposed to do. If not the batter will take advantage of you every time.
P.S. Big Poppi throws a punch like a bitch.

Cheese-Whistle Mcstink said...

Ortiz was in the wrong for yelling at Gregg for an inside pitch. Like Matt said, it happens in baseball. Then again, Gregg was totally in the wrong for yelling at Ortiz to run the bases. Yes, he should have been hustling, but that should be of no worry to Gregg.

On a side note: they both fight like two girls with their arms tied behind their backs.

Anonymous said...

Great post. Big Sloppy did wrong and he knows it, and he'll be suspended for it. So did Gregg, but retaliating to Gregg by charging the mound is more wrong. In fact, Gregg gave Big Sloppy and the Botox and opportunity to outclass him. Instead of rising above, he dove below and showed the world what he is. Admitting it was wrong the next day because you feel like an ass is not class. It's covering your ass. No class, roid shooting, prima dona.