Just another tough day at the office for Tampa Bay Rays Evan Longoria. I honestly couldn't imagine the pain and suffering Longoria goes through on a daily basis. When you think your life is tough and in the dumps just think of what Longoria has to go through. To get paid millions to play a game and then have to go home to a Playboy bunny who dresses you up as Spartacus is no cup of tea. Poor guy.
Matt Fairchild (firstname.lastname@example.org)