Roger Goodell Loves Him Some Draft Picks

Candle lit. Barry White music softly playing in the background. The NFL Commish enters the room. He sees massive Memphis DT Dontari Poe. Emotion overcomes him. The mood and timing is just right. He goes in and grabs the young man. Shows him who the boss is.

In all seriousness what the hell is up with the commissioner just going all in with these draft picks? It's like he was trying to bed every single one of them. I know what his game is. Much like a pimp he treats them all nice in the beginning and then when you act up he puts the smack down and takes half of your money. In a way the commissioner is just like our government.

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