I never realized Matt Damon could be such a dick.
Yes I realize I haven't blogged in 5 days and posting this video is another way of taking it easy and not really wanting to work hard after a long 4 day weekend but I have the collective strength of a 2-year-old trying to open a jar of mayonnaise after baking in the sun all day Saturday at the lake. I basically look and feel like lobster boy. The slightest touch of wind sends shivers down my spine like I just made eye contact with a naked rabid zombie in Miami. I'm sorry if the blogging skills aren't exactly up to par today but honestly when have they ever been?