Louis Nix is a 340 lb starting nose guard for the undefeated Notre Dame Fighting Irish and has a personality and sense of humor almost as big as his bear claws for hands. But don't call him "fat."
"One guy at Oklahoma called me fat and he was fat himself," Nix said.
"I didn't like that. In my mind we should stick together. We're both big guys, and you want to call me fat? I didn't like that."
How can one argue with the self appointed "Irish Chocolate?" There is no reason to call someone fat especially if you are in fact a chub. It would be like myself calling someone out as pasty white or having a pencil dick. Oh wait never mind.