Elliott Johnson Has More Speed than Nascar

...but still not as many sponsors.  The Atlanta Braves new utility guy/fella/clubhouse presence made it known on the diamond last night by legging out a triple that Elliott Johnson is here to stay.  His tread on his tires must have been top notch.  Speed kills.  Shake N Bake.  One lap at a time.  One constant left turn on the bases.