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Wednesday, January 15, 2014

Lane Kiffin To Bama Deserves a New The Beverly Hillbillies Song

What in the fuck was Nick Saban thinking?

Lane Kiffin?


People don't intentionally try to get AIDS or Cancer but here we are in 2014 and Saban has just infected his program with Kiffin.  It's the most deadly disease known to football.

Those poor inbred cousins down in Tuscaloosa have no fucking clue what they are getting into with Kiffin.  And don't even start with the "well he was a great coordinator with USC" bullshit.  The Trojan's roster was full of Heisman winners and All-Americans.  Gene Chizik and Larry Coker could have one done wonders with those players too.

In all honesty I have to thank Saban for hiring Kiffin.  It's going to be pure entertainment down in Tuscaloosa.  Saban is letting his ego get the best of him thinking he can turn anything into gold and shit maybe he does shine the shit off of Kiffin's turd of a coaching career but I seriously doubt it.

Image via @Nick_Pants


Anonymous said...

probably hired him because of his smoking hot wife.

Anonymous said...

you don't know what you are talking about.
you don't know lane kiffin.
saban is a football genius so he must think Kiffin knows a little something about the game.
they both know way more than you.
i'm not a bama fan or from the south.

Matt Fairchild ( said...

We can all agree Lane Kiffin has a hot wife.

And yes Kiffin knows a little something about football. His coaching record speaks for itself. He does in fact know "little" about football.

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