Johnny Football is less than 6 feet tall. Come to think of it he's actually about the same height as I am. But that is where the similarities end. Manziel has hops. I can barely touch the fucking net on a good day. Manziel can do 360-degree dunks with his size 15 clown shoes. I can drink beer 360 days of the year in my size 10.5 shoes. Johnny is about to be a multi millionaire in the NFL. I'm about to take a shit in my pants because I ate too much pizza last night. Two peas in a pod.