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Monday, April 28, 2014

Ryan Braun is Still a Great Teammate, Strikes Jean Segura With a Bat

The Hebrew Hammer is still hitting people where it hurts.  Ryan Braun is fresh off his steroid suspension and at this point is trying to get any good publicity after lying to the public.  Well his bat has been doing most of the talking so far in Milwaukee to the tune of .318 with six jacks and 18 driven in.  Not bad for a now self admitted cheater.  But just to prove how much of a cock sucker Braun is he decided to hit his teammate SS Jean Segura on the head with old Louisville Slugger.  Sure Braun will play it off as an unfortunate accident and say Segura was in the wrong place at the wrong time just like that urine cup collector but we all know this was no accident.  The bat don't lie.