"The Hungry Huskies...this is what happens when you ban us!"
Truer words have never been spoken. Final Four Most Outstanding Player Shabazz Napier is not only a two-time champion for the UCONN Huskies but is now a mouthpiece for the plighted and malnourished student-athlete that the NCAA preys upon. Poor guy goes to "bed starving" while the rest of college students eat $50 filet mignons and their fancy sides that they find in between their microbrew soaked suede couches. I feel bad for guys like Napier. Not only does he get his tuition paid for but he also has to put up with all of his free room and board and books and free tutoring and free five course meals and women and free travel and clothes and future NBA millions while "starving." It's a hard knock life for Napier and he shows he is true warrior in every fashion.
In conclusion fuck guys like Shabazz Napier. Not because he is bitching about "starving" but because he completely ruined my bracket. I had UCONN losing in the first round. Napier put them on his back and said F that guy and his stupid office bracket. I gotta eat!
Congrats to UCONN for winning the title. It was much deserved. I enjoyed all 45 minutes of the tournament I actually watched. Now we can focus on more important things like baseball and hockey before football finally comes back.