Wednesday, September 17, 2014

Jameis Winston Holds A Press Conference To Talk About His Suspension for Screaming "F*#K Her Right in the P&ssy"


Jameis Winston has a shiny new National Title ring and a Heisman Trophy but apparently he has never gotten what most of us have: common sense.  Yesterday Winston got on top of a cafeteria table in front of hundreds of his fellow students at FSU and shouted multiple times "FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!"  Pretty hilarious coming from a guy who was accused of rape less than a year ago and got caught stealing crabs in Publix.  Remarkably he has never missed any football game action from the first two offenses but head coach Jimbo Fisher had enough today and suspended his immature star QB for the first half against Clemson this Saturday.

And unfortunately for FSU fans Winston decided to have a press conference to talk about his suspension.  You can go to Seminoles.com and listen to it.  I must warn you though it is hard to decipher what exactly Jameis is saying.  Here is how I felt after listening to Jameis rambling press conference:



Mr. Winston what you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things i have ever heard.
At no point in your rambling incoherent response were you even close to anything that could
be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. 

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