Seriously how does USC AD Pat Haden keep getting away with being such a shitty athletic director?
USC is one of the few true blue-blood college football programs but they continue to fuck up when it comes to finding the right head football coach.
Clay Helton? An offensive line coach?
Come on USC. I mean I love to make fun of you for the Lane Kiffin and Steve Cutty Sarkisian hires but now I think you are just trolling all of us. No way did you really think Helton was a home run or even legitimate big time hire. You are USC. The Trojans. You have National Titles and Heisman Trophies all over your campus. You have a new state of the art football facility. You have the pick of the litter when it comes to 5 star recruits and you go out and hire a marginal at best head coach.
With that being said I want to thank Haden and the excellent job he's been doing. Without him USC would be a top 5 program like they should be. As a Notre Dame fan I will definitely be sending Haden a Christmas card with a gift basket full of FUSC shirts. Keep up the good work Haden and while you are at it give Helton a GUARANTEED 5-YEAR CONTRACT!
Oh wait you just did that too. Genius move. Fight on!