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Monday, June 12, 2017

Kevin Na Gives Us an Inside Look at the Crazy Fescue Rough at Erin Hills

Listen I get it nobody wants to hear some fancy, rich fucking golfer complaining about the "shitty conditions" of a golf course's rough in Wisconsin.  I get it.  I really do.  But in all honesty this is ridiculous even for the professionals.  I don't want to watch the PGA pros looking for balls they can't find.  What fun is that?  Imagine if Sergio Garcia hits a ball in the tall Wisconsin fescue of Erin Hills.  We are literally talking about hours of searching, bitching, and boredom.  Now I see why Phil Mickelson had to attend his kid's high school graduation this week instead of playing the US Open, which he has never won.  Smart move Phil and yes we believe it's because you are a great family man you shady Madoff wannabe.

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