Keep on fighting the good fight Stuart. No easy words to use here other than cancer fucking sucks. But Scott is the type of person who can beat it because of his positivity and his ability to get the best treatment possible at John Hopkins. Keep on battling. You are an inspiration. Don't give up. Don't ever give up.
I guess I am no longer the most famous Towson University Alum. Kacy Catanzaro, a former gymnast at Towson, is the first female to ever advance to the American Ninja Warrior finals. You can see Mighty Kacy has some insane upper body strength along with great balance. She's not too bad on the eyes either. It's refreshing to see someone with some actual talent get the recognition she deserves unlike all of these "reality stars" of late.
Go Kacy!
With tip of the hats from Michael Jordan, Tiger Woods, and David Letterman all this new Jordan commercial for Derek Jeter was missing was a few shots of his real accomplishments: his girlfriends. Minka Kelly, Jessica Alba, Mariah Carey, Adriana Lima, Jordana Brewster, Jessica Biel, Tyra Banks, and Vanessa Minnillo all in their prime had a piece of the Jeets. That's more impressive than anything he did on the diamond. He conquered numerous starlets off the field and had the intestinal fortitude to trade up every single time. Tip of the hat to you Jeter.
Speaking of Jeter is there a better shirt paying tribute to the guy than "The Captain?" Just so simple and perfectly stated. You might as well buy 7 of them for each day of the week.
Just like everything else in college football it's good to see the new playoffs will revolve around Notre Dame in some way. Because let's be honest without Notre Dame college football is just boring and irrelevant.
Isn't that right SEC mouth breather?
Welcome home Lebron. Now win some championships. It's only been over 50 years since Cleveland has experienced any championship of any kind. No pressure. Don't fuck it up.
And be sure to buy an official FOR6IVEN shirt while you are at it. This one. Not that shitty cheap version* they are selling up in Cleveland.
*full disclosure I'm actually jealous that shirt has sold out faster than ours. I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. Must be a Cleveland thing.
Jesus Christ lady this isn't real sports we are talking about? It's women's basketball. Be nice like those Danish Handball players. No need to throw elbows around. Oh wait they were playing Great Britian you say? Carry on then.
This guy had to be shitfaced right? I mean nobody in their right mind slides like this. Just full on face into the dirt is only seen at The Preakness when either some drunk loses his balance on the porta potties or the horse gets tripped up before taking a trip to the glue factory.
Nice effort though.
Via BarStoolSports
@sportscrack MT @uniwatch Reader describes Notre Dame’s new Shamrock Series uniforms. pic.twitter.com/pDaHvkV3DU
— Brody (@BrodyLogan) July 9, 2014
Got a hand it (pun intended) to the girl in yellow. She just went for it. Full hands all over blue. Surprised she didn't make a Peter Griffin honking noise when squeezing them. I'm going to need to do some more research on Danish Handball. Yeah. "Research."
Video via Ebaum's World
If you are into getting choked out by blokes in tight white shorts then I highly recommend trying out for the Australian Football League. Only a gentleman could survive such a light hearted affair.
Johnny Football doing his best Dan Marino impersonation? #rolledupbill pic.twitter.com/4YQniNvBmv
— SportsCrack Apparel (@sportscrack) July 7, 2014
When ever Big Papi gets popped for steroids will be the day justice was finally served for this egomaniac fraud. If Ortiz played for any other franchise besides the Red Sox he would be 100% hated. It would be Barry Bonds-like hatred. But instead he plays in Boston and everybody in the Northeast (except Yankees fans of course) likes him because he helped lead the Red Sox to 3 World Series titles. I hate his fucking attitude. He bitches and moans at his coaches, teammates, and even official scorers if he feels the least bit slighted. I call him the Black Shrek not just because he's an ugly dude who resembles an ogre but his heart is black too. He's the biggest phony in the game since A-Rod isn't technically playing right now and his stats along with his shriveled up grapes are 200% PED induced.
By the way if I was the pitcher I would hit him straight in the neck. He may be big but you know just like everything else about him Big Papi is all talk and would go down fast with one good punch.
After two reviews, one by the Cleveland Indians at 2nd base and one by the Los Angeles Dodgers at home plate, a triple play was confirmed by the Indians. Mark this in "shit I've never seen on a baseball field." Great throw by Michael Brantley. Brought back memories of my hose.
