Seriously, I feel bad for the guy. First he has to deal with winning his 5th World Series ring and now he has to lay out in the sun with his girlfriend Minka Kelly ("Friday Night Lights" actress) while vacationing in St. Barts. Tough life for Jeter. I feel for him.
/wipes tears away with old Baltimore Orioles hat
Granted she gets the attention all the time but why no nudity Carmen? She has already done Playboy. This PR video should help put her back into shitty Hollywood films. She should just go full out and start doing porn and stop wasting our time.
And who said marijuana was a gateway drug? Gateway to back-to-back Cy Youngs, money out of your ass, and your pick of any female fan you want a night with sounds like a hell of a drug to me. Congratulations go out to Tim "The Freak" Lincecum for winning yet another Cy Young. He deserved it. And to think the Baltimore Orioles passed on him in the 2006 MLB Draft because they had questions about his size and work ethic for fucking Billy Rowell whom has proved to be nothing more than a lazy pothead of wasted baseball talent. Brilliant move by the front office there.
At the ripe age of 4 years old UGA VII went down with a heart attack yesterday. The famous English bulldog might be laid to rest tomorrow during the Kentucky game. Let's hope for Georgia's sake Willie Martinez joins UGA in not roaming the sidelines anymore. At least UGA could lick his balls correctly.
RIP UGA VII.
Also our condolences go out to Chris Spielman and his family and friends. Yesterday his wife Stefanie lost her long battle with breast cancer. If you feel like contributing to her fund please click here which goes straight to breast cancer research. Hopefully someday we can beat this awful disease and any little contribution can help. RIP Stefanie, you will not be forgotten.
TOTALPROSPORTS has pictures of Florida Gators alum Erin Drewes (aka Tebow internet girl) whose picture with Tebow exploded all over the internet. She was presumably his girlfriend but that was never the case according to Erin...
We are acquaintances through mutual friends and we would see each other here and there. We were standing together talking at a party at U of F and that’s when the now-infamous picture was taken. I was never dating Tim Tebow, nor was I ever his girlfriend! I’m convinced the picture must have been photoshopped—my breasts certainly are not that big!
Extra Mustard points out this video from Sunday of FOX blowhard Terry Bradshaw making one of his useless predictions while everybody laughs for no apparent reason. Seriously, how do people watch these pregame shows? It's like trying to watch Dane Cook attempting to be funny. Fucking brutal. But not nearly as brutal as that shitfest called Monday Night Football last night. That was some of the worst NFL football I have ever seen. The Cleveland Browns should just move again. That franchise is so ass backwards it's not even funny anymore. Eric Mangini is a fucking moron. You want to know why their offense can't score it's not just on the QB (although I will admit Brady Quinn looked pretty bad last night) it's because you don't stick with one guy. You have Cribbs lining up at QB. You have all these bullshit motions trying to fool the defense. You really think you are going to fool a defense led by Ray Lewis? GTF out of here. The Ravens looked like complete shit too. I thought before the season started that they had a legit shot of going to the Super Bowl. They look horrible right now and beating Cleveland doesn't put roses on their pooh pooh performance.
From watching Notre Dame tank another season to seeing Michael Turner go down with a high ankle strain and Matty Ice throw yet another crucial INT to the Ravens looking like the Bengal's bitches it has been a tough football season for myself. If you would have told me Notre Dame, the Atlanta Falcons and the Baltimore Ravens would all have mediocre to bad seasons before the season started I would have called you Terry Bradshaw. Fuck it. At least the Atlanta Hawks and Thrashers are playing inspired ball/puck.
My mancrush for Golden grows every time he touches the ball. Notre Dame hasn't had a player with his speed and balance since Rocket was torching defenses. Golden will be missed big time when he leaves early for the NFL Draft. Whoever gets him is getting the next Steve Smith/Hines Ward. He would look great in an Atlanta Falcons uniform.
I'm sorry but she is just not aging well at all. Look at those fucking hands. Creepy ya know.
FROM THE BIG LEAD
comes this statement from ESPN PR:
“Jon Gruden has agreed to an exclusive multi-year agreement with the company. In addition to his MNF role alongside play-by-play commentator Mike Tirico and analyst Ron Jaworski, Gruden will appear on ESPN’s NFL Draft and Super Bowl week coverage, among other platforms, and he will call the 2010 NFL Pro Bowl in South Florida on January 31, 2010. Gruden will serve as an analyst for ESPN Radio’s 2010 Rose Bowl and BCS title game broadcasts.”
This is why your parents didn't want you to play football when you were little. Oklahoma State's QB Zac Robinson is absolutely leveled to China on this hit by Texas Tech's Jamar Wall. The result: a fumble and two concussions. Vegetative state in their late 50's outlook just went up tremendously.
NOT QUALIFIED TO COMMENT has this excellent half time analysis video by Hall of Famer Dan Marino on CBS yesterday. He drops the S word by accident. It must have been those shitty Isotoner gloves he was trying to get off.
Because after this facial Cleveland's Anderson Varejao knows full well how salty they are...
Her name is Ewa Sonnet and apparently she is some kind of model. Model is code word for hooker by the way. I'm positive each one of her boobs has it's own area code.
The one and only Spencer Hall from Everydayshouldbesaturday.com came up with this chart. Bravo.
In today's REAL WOMEN OF GENIUS we have Miss America's Carrie Prejean acting "inappropriately" to a pretty fair question from Larry King courtesy of Hot Clicks...
Sarah Palin is her hero? Not surprising coming from a beauty queen I suppose.
The second edition of REAL WOMEN OF GENIUS comes this fantastic reenactment of "Risky Business"...
Bravo Ladies, Bravo.
Courtesy of the HolyTaco comes this list of laziness which about half I checked off on...
